dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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