WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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