38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
