sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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