We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize
