There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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