it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
All I want is dick and wine.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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