She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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