Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
