just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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