ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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