i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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