So drunk its hurt
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I didn't notice because vodka
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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