worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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