it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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