I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
youre lurking in front of me
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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