She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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