Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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