lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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