Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just want to make out with him forever
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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