I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Still dying that you shit outside
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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