remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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