I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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