I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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