She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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