The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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