it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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