we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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