forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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