: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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