Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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