you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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