I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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