talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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