It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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