He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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