Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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