Do vagina's smell?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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