all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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