god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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