FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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