just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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