"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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