my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
