People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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