i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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