i was rollin on her like bob the builder
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I just sucked dick on a ferry
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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