Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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