A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
whose ass print is on the piano?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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