I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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